Introducing the TasteMask™ Limited-edition 100% Cotton Face Mask with 9mm Straw Hole. Coconut Print - Pack of 4 (Unisex)

Keep your face covered, or take a sip of your favorite alcoholic beverage? A decision many Americans are facing as they practice social distancing.

Well at Crook & Marker, we believe you shouldn’t have to compromise. So we are introducing a brand new, state-of-the-art Face Mask with an integrated 9mm straw suck hole design so sophisticated that you will think NASA created it (they didn’t).

Whether you’re trying to enjoy a cold one at that festival that was canceled, or sneaking a quick sip during your children’s virtual dance recital, don’t worry ­– we’ve got you covered. Literally.



  • Crafted with 100% high-quality black sheep cotton fabric.
  • New, “thinking of patenting” 9mm valve allows for easy insertion of drinking straw (paper, of course) without removal of mask.
  • Designed with elastic ear loop for a more comfortable fit.
  • Single size X x X
  • Washable & reusable.

All profits will be donated to the USBG Bartender Emergency Assistance Program to support bartenders and hospitality workers impacted by the coronavirus pandemic. Click here to donate.

Suck hole is only intended for drinking purposes. 21+ Recommended. THIS MASK IS NOT INTENDED TO TREAT, CURE OR PREVENT ANY DISEASE